Coolest Little Dude Ever Gives Out Fist Bumps To The Entire Airplane
Flying with little kids – actually bad. Obviously infants are the worst, no doubt about that, with their screaming and crying and wailing nonstop from takeoff to touchdown. But toddlers have a firm grasp on the number 2 spot* – kicking your seat, babbling about nonsense, kicking your seat again, old can’t-sit-still-running-around-the-aisles face asses.
So shout out to this little dude for changing the culture. Walk through the aisles dapping everybody up one by one. Putting a smile on their face. Letting them know that you’re not like the others, you’re a cool dude who just wants to chill with all his new homies. Set the tone early on. Kind of the like the parents who drop off a little goodie bag on everyone’s seat before the flight with a note apologizing in advance for their noisy kid. Love that shit. But getting fist bumped is cool too.
*Well I guess terrorists would be #1. Or maybe tied with infants. That crying is fucking brutal man.