Sharon Osborne Hired A Male Stripper For Her Niece's Bachelorette, Which Was Ruined When He Put His Penis On Her Head
NY Post- “X Factor” judge Sharon Osbourne has revealed she ruined her niece’s hen party after a stripper she booked got out of control — prompting the bride-to-be to break down in tears.
The mom of three, 64, told how she encouraged the male dancer to get up close and intimate with her brother’s daughter ahead of the nuptials.
Now she says she will never forgive herself for the X-rated stunt.
Explaining her behavior, Sharon recalled: “I arranged the bachelorette party for my niece in England — and a very nice girl she is too.
“I hired a stripper for her, the stripper came in and of course I told him who was the bride to be.
“And he was doing his thing and he stripped off totally naked. She was sat at table and he went behind her and put his penis on top of her head — she had long hair and he got her hair and he was wrapping it around his penis.
“Then he stopped that and stood right at the side of her and he said ‘Can you tell me what time it is?’ But he had wrapped his penis around his wrist.
“She started to cry so bad, she was sobbing and shaking, and I had to take her outside. I felt so bad.
“She is a nice girl — not like me. I felt terrible I ruined her whole party.”
Before we begin on the penis, can someone please explain to me how Sharon Osbourne is so famous? Nobody had a clue who she was before The Osbournes, but then she became this ubiquitous “talent judge” and host and a voice for women. She’s married to one of the great rockers of all time but he’s a driveling vegetable at this point. Whatever. People who watch TV before 4PM can love whomever they want.
Turns out Sharon is a naughty old bag though. For her niece’s bachelorette party, she hired a male stripper who transforms his penis into all kinds of accessories: hat, curling iron, wristwatch, possibly a cane for the elderly. I don’t know, you’d have to be pretty short to use it as a cane. Then again, many senior citizens stoop from years of gravity wearing down their spine. Either way, pretty pathetic reaction from the niece. Girl, he’s a fucking stripper. His job is to gently lay his dick on various people around the party like a comforting hand. If you freak out over a tanned, muscular penis in the prime of its life, how do you expect to handle your husband’s withered, unresponsive, inward-facing dong by the time he’s 50? Don’t get mad at the bull for giving you the horns. (The image of him wrapping the bride’s hair around his penis like a curling iron has me dying).
Lastly, love Sharon making it clear she had no problem with the behavior. “She is a nice girl–not like me.” In other words, bring on the dick. I’ll wear it on my forehead like a visor for my ladies’ tennis clinic.