Australians Surfing In Flood Waters Is Peak Australia

Aussies gonna Aussie. Fuck I wish I was that reckless and cool. The jet ski at the end was a particularly wonderful touch from those crazy motherfuckers. When Hurricane Sandy hit New York I was pacing and worried about my basement getting water in it or a tree falling and leaving me without power/internet. Meanwhile these Australians don’t give a flying fuck. Hardened by being raised on an island full of predators and fellow crazy Australians, they went out in those flood waters and put cyclone Debbie in their fucking back pocket. God love those fucking blokes.

And I don’t know how much it would cost me to add News 7 Australia to my TV package, but I’m considering doing it, at least for their storm coverage. This stuff is much more exciting than Lonnie Quinn’s Sleeve Watch.