Conor McGregor Tells Boxing Media "I AM Boxing" And Says He'll Shock The World
“What’s your name, buddy? You’re the boxing guy? I’M THE BOXING GUY. Watch me take over boxing. Trust me on that. No one in this boxing game knows what’s coming. Trust me on that, when I step in there I’m gonna shock the whole goddamn world. TRUST ME ON THAT. Look me in the eyes. 28 years of age, confident as a motherfucker. Long. Rangey. Dangerous with every hand. I’m gonna stop Floyd and you’re all gonna eat your fuckin’ words.”
I’ve gone on record saying that Conor McGregor legitimately has no chance in hell at having a competitive fight with Floyd Mayweather, let alone beating him. I looked Pat McAfee dead in the eyes when he told me he’d put $75,000 on McGregor, and told him he may be the dumbest person to ever walk the face of the earth. It’s a non-boxer vs the greatest boxer of all time. I wouldn’t even put 75 cents on the fight.
I’ve also gone on record as saying the following…
If you’re the hardo who says you won’t even slightly convince yourself McGregor can win on the night of the fight, you’re either wrong or an asshole. I know deep down that McGregor legit has no chance. It’ll be the biggest murder in the history of boxing. No fight will ever be more lopsided. But when he steps into that ring…man, I’ll be going nuts.
…and I’d like to retract my statement about going nuts once McGregor steps into the ring. I’m going nuts right this second. McGregor owns my brain like JHammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmy owned Dave’s. It’s a spell I don’t know how to break, and I’m fully aware of what’s going on but I can’t stop it. I can’t stop getting excited for this stupid fucking cash grab fight when Mystic Mac says “Trust me on that” a hundo times. I just fucking trust him. I can’t do anything about it. Then, when you throw in shit like “No one in this boxing game knows what’s coming”, it makes me believe Conor discovered some new kind of punch that negates 19 years of boxing experience instantly.
As far as my gut influencing my brain goes, it’s getting to the point where I might be giving McGregor a puncher’s chance. The kid might just do it.
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(I know he won’t but holy shit these next few months with boxing elitist hardos are going to be a BLAST)