At This Point I Think Michael Jordan Needs To Just Burn His Mansion Down In Everyone's Face
(Source) Despite a recent attempted auction of his 56,000-square-foot Highland Park mansion that failed to find a bidder at his minimum reserve price
of $13 million, basketball legend Michael Jordan is undeterred, relisting the mansion and 7-acre property on Wednesday for $16 million. Jordan first listed the house in February 2012 for $29 million and later reduced it to $21 million in January before pursuing his auction strategy. The auction concluded on Monday without a sale.
First of all, I love that MJ couldn’t find a buyer at 13 million so he raised the price to 16. That’s Charlotte Bobcats MJ right there. That’s drafting Emeka Okafor and Adam Morrison logic. Zig when everyone else Zags, even though zigging makes zero sense whatsoever. MJ style.
Second, and this is the important part, I honestly think MJ needs to burn this house down. If people are going to be rude and not buy his mansion for 29 million dollars or 13 mil or 16 mil he has no choice but to blow it up in their face. Just can’t have MJ being embarrassed like this. It hurts to watch. So what he should do is set up a pay per view, charge 59.99. First hour is MJ playing 1 on 1 with Lebron, second hour is tag team hell in the cell Stone Cold and Vince McMahon (yeah I’m making them work together, I know, fucking nuts) vs Undertaker and Triple H, special guest referee Dennis Rodman, and third hour is MJ blowing the house up (we won’t tell Lebron about this part, just wait till he has to use the bathroom), bingo bango you have your 13 mil plus in one single night. And yes I’m going to take a small fee of 2 million dollars for this idea but I think that’s totally fair, idea guys can’t work for free.
Yeeeeah!!!