The Highlight of Germany's Mardi Gras Parade: Trump Doing Lady Liberty Doggystyle
German Carnival Shows Trump Zero Mercy With Their ‘Rosenmontag’ Parade [Images] https://t.co/5HKh9ItNft pic.twitter.com/wZlJjGvEY0
— 2oceansvibe.com (@2oceansvibe) February 28, 2017
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If you’d asked me on election night which country would be the first to make a parade float of President Trump humping Lady Liberty doggy style, I doubt Germany would have cracked my Top 10. I’d have said England for sure. Mexico. Brazil, they’re a pretty racy bunch. There are no sacred cows in Australia. But Germany? I didn’t think they had it in them. You don’t exactly get famous for your comedy when the biggest jokes you’ve ever pulled were starting two-front wars. It’s like Patton Oswalt says, Germans are the most literal people in the world because they think that any sort of kidding around you ever do is inevitably going to lead to a wisecrack about the Holocaust.
That said, this is a good one. Trump Donkey Punching the Statue of Liberty, courtesy of the people who retired the trophy for bad election results. And who sent half a continent scurrying to Ellis Island with whatever was left of their families in tow. So you’ll have to forgive us if we’re in no mood to get lectured about democracy or treated sight gags about POTUS getting his head lopped off from the people who gave us the SS, Fritz. But keep it up. This is exactly the kind of crap that’s going to get Trump reelected.