A Flying Karate Kick And A Stapler To The Head Are Both Big Parts Of This WILD High School Fight

Yung Bruce Leroy:

But seriously. I MEAN SERIOUSLY. Kid in the blue shirt needs some fucking HELP. The flying kick is all fun and games but turning it into an old school ECW match by breaking out a stapler, taunting the kid, headbutting him, daring him to keep biting him, that Jokeresque way he was wildly swinging while ground and pounding him (below), all undeniably badass moves as much as they were undeniably psychotic. But this is not a kid I want to cross in a dark alleyway, a jail, in a psych ward, anywhere that he may end up in the future. Someone needs to get this kid a straightjacket and harness these powers for good because I have no clue how you could watch a video like this and not see this kid needs SOMETHING right now to get his life at least a 10% chance of getting in order. Harness the evil in his heart into something productive like a laser and that’s about the only shot we’ve got here.

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Also I guess I needed to go back to back on fight videos today to make up for not having one of our newly hired former interns concussed on video. ? My sacrifiiiiice ?