The Hottest Gift In The Streets This Holiday Season Is This $85 Medium Leather Wrapped Stone (A Rock In a Bag)

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Hey Nate, what’s a medium leather wrapped stone? Well reader, don’t be a fucking idiot. It’s clearly a rock inside of a leather pouch, and luckily it’s only $85 at your local Nordrstom. You might be thinking, who the fuck would buy an 85 dollar rock? But the question is- if you can afford to buy it, can you afford not to have it? You don’t want to be the jabroni without the rock in the pouch. I’ll let the details do the talking:

Nordstrom - A paperweight? A conversation piece? A work of art? It’s up to you, but this smooth Los Angeles-area stone—wrapped in rich, vegetable-tanned American leather secured by sturdy contrast whipstitching—is sure to draw attention wherever it rests.

Is it an expensive paperweight? A conversation starter? Or simply just art? How about D) all of the above. Imagine talking to a girl at the bar and knowing you could bring her home and have her see you have the rock of all rocks. Imagine when you have a nice dinner party and everyone is gathered around your rock in a leather pouch, discussing what it means to the world. Is it post-modern contemporary? Is it nouveau surrealism? And what does it say about us as society? Maybe we all are just a rock in a leather bag, waiting to be bought. Really makes you think.

PS: They also have a $65 small one if you’re interested.