A Tweet Beef Broke Out Between The Oakland A's And Smash Mouth Last Night
UPDATE: The A’s deleted all of their tweets the second I published this, but I was able to grab a couple screenshots, and you’ll have to deal with text transcript for the rest. Bitch move by the A’s.
I hear Pres complaining about Twitter stock all the time, but I have no idea how stock isn’t through the roof. Twitter is literally the only website on the internet where you can sit back and watch a fight between a Major League Baseball team and a pop rock band from the 90’s. Where else are you gonna get entertainment like that other than Twitter dot com? Nowhere. If you missed this, it’s probably because the fight broke out around three in the morning east coast time, but it was one hell of an aftermath to wake up to.
A’S RELIEVER SEAN DOOLITTLE FROM OFF THE TOP ROPE!!
Come on, guys. Doolittle made not one, but TWO Smash Mouth references that went RIGHT over your head. That absolutely cannot happen. You look so much worse for having not acknowledged them at all.
A’s: Guess you’ve got it all figured out. Except how to make a hit since 1999.
A’s: And you have no fans. They all graduated college 18 years ago and grew up. Do the same.
Game, set, match. Smash Mouth never stood a chance out here against the A’s. For the first time ever, I think the A’s went up against an opponent who had less resources to compete than they did, and it showed. Can’t be talking shit in 2016 when you’re Smash Mouth. Reminds me of the blog that KFC wrote when he had a reader email submission by some dude who tried to hire Smash Mouth as his wedding band. How the mighty have fallen. All-time classic blog.
Also, Doolittle’s girlfriend getting into the mix.
If you recall, Doolittle’s girlfriend kicked him out of the house when he was elmiinated by Buster Posey in the the #FaceOfMLB contest last year.
This was the most random blog I’ve ever written in my life. One last note, though — if they had the choice to tweet beef with any band from the 90’s, the Cleveland Indians would pick Creed. Enjoy your Saturday, everybody.
