Chinese Man Cuts His Dick Off Because He Can't Get A Girlfriend And Wants To Stop Thinking About Sex

(source) A Chinese man frustrated at being single cut off his own penis then, in agony, decided to cycle to a hospital for treatment. When he arrived doctors told him they couldn’t help save his manhood and ordered him to cycle back home to get the penis before he could be treated. When Yang Hu, 26, eventually arrived back at the hospital with the severed member, doctors told him that it had been without blood for too long, and it was impossible to reattach it. Yang’s friends said that he had been increasingly depressed about the fact that since moving to the city he could not find a girlfriend.

What was worse, they said, was that he was doing such long hours in a clothing factory in Jiaxing, in Zhejiang province in east China, that he doubted he would ever have a chance to meet a woman. His depression grew so bad that after returning home after work at 9pm on October 27 to his rented room he had suddenly decided to cut off his member as there was no use for it anyway, and believing it would stop him thinking about getting a girlfriend. Incredibly he managed to cycle to the hospital, then cycled home again to collect the severed member and then back to the hospital.His friends criticised doctors saying that had they provided the man with an ambulance he might have managed to get home quicker and his private parts could have been saved.

Wait, am I reading this correctly? Because if I am the story here isn’t the fact that When Yang Hu cut off his dick because he was on a cold streak. That’s weird, but honestly, not that weird for China. Feel like guys cut their penises off every month there. No the crazy part about this story is the fact that When Yang Hu biked all the way to the hospital without his penis. How the fuck do you do that? Like I get forgetting your wallet, or cell phone, but you can’t forget your dick, you just can’t. I mean if you’re going to the hospital to fix your cut off dick the last thing you should leave at home is the severed dick. I’ve never cut off my penis and even I know that.

So yeah, When and his friends can cry all they want about the hospital being at fault for not providing an ambulance but if I’m that doctor I do the same exact thing. You show up at my front door dickless and in tears you better have a dick for me to reattach otherwise I’m sending you straight back to where you came from, end of story.