Hillary Clinton Just Casually Ethered Ted Cruz
After countless days of mudslinging between these two candidates, I’m happy for just one moment Americans could finally remember what’s important. Just how much we all hate Ted Cruz.
From lame ass 18-year-old Ted Cruz
To his college roommate airing him out on Twitter and being known as Cruhz
To that time he had cruhz on his lip
To his daughter almost puking every time he touched her
To a Trump supporter putting him in a bodybag
To getting hit with a savage “You’re too slow” fake handshake
And of course the coup de grâce, fake Ted Cruz on Maury
Simpler times. Ted Cruz is truly the great unifier of this country just because everyone hates his ass so much. Ted Cruz was the best. And by best I mean the worst.