How's Greg Hardy's MMA Career Gonna Go? This Video Of Him Getting Worked By A 5'9" Dude In A Boxing Match Leads Me To Believe It Won't Be Great

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So that’s what it looks like when a David fights a Goliath and David has training and Goliath is just a big dude who’s used to hitting his wife. Bloodbath. I don’t think Hardy landed an actual punch in that entire match, just running around chucking haymakers at the air.

I’ll actually admit, I kinda thought Hardy would be a decent MMA fighter but that’s because I’m an idiot with no knowledge about how fighting really works. The kid he’s fighting in this video at a frat fundraiser is a pudgy highschooler and he’s putting the screws to a division 1 freak so you tell me how it’ll go when Hardy trains for six months then ends up on a Bellator card fighting dudes who’ve done this their whole life. It’s gonna go not great, if you ask me. But I’ll say this: if Greg Hardy ends up on any kind of MMA payperview I will watch the absolute shit out of that thing. Only thing better than watching two dudes go gladiator all over each others’ ass is watching one of them be very inexperienced and a guy who’s beaten women and spoken poorly about my quarterback’s wife. My only request is they go ref-less. Get a Commodus up in a luxury box, let it be Nicole Holder, and while he’s dying in the octagon let her hit him with the thumbs down. No mercy allowed. Everyone wants to see it, give the people what they want.