Tim Tebow Heals Mets Fan Having A Seizure While Signing Autographs Today

The Good Book says “He who is humble shall stumble and fall:

Only to rise up and heal the sick:

One Tough Timmy. Healed him with just one godda…excuse me…one fucking touch. Tebow works in mysterious ways, folks. Just gonna have to assume Conor Gillaspie was all part of him testing his believers. I believe, Timmy. I believe. Lead us to the Promised Land. At the very least replace Ray Ramirez and actually help injured people get better.