"Viagra Sausage" Is A Thing Now And It Does Exactly What It Sounds Like It Does. It Makes Your Dick Hard.

(DM) — A plate of sausages may be recommended for their ability to put hairs on your chest – but a new brand of pork bangers is promising far more than that. A new line of sausages hitting shops today contain a very unusual twist – a natural alternative remedy to Viagra. The SOS Viagra Sausages, which come in a pack of six for £4.99, contain ginseng, L’Arginine and the appropriately-named horny goat weed – all of which claim to help with erectile dysfunction. As you might expect, they are strictly for over-18s only. The sausages were created by the infamous Fathers4Justice (F4J) campaign, which has a serious message behind the humorous product. The fathers’ rights organisation, which famously pulled stunts on Tower Bridge and Buckingham Palace, want to raise awareness of men’s health’s issues.

Oysters… red wine… dark chocolate… thick, greasy, ground up pigs in a skin suit. These are your aphrodisiac foods. Sure, one isn’t like the others, but they all do the same job. They all get you fucking jacked up to fuck. Is the image of a sausage getting stabbed on the packaging the most erotic photo? No. Does the name of the company, Fathers4Justice, sound like a bunch of dads who are going to scream at the little league coach because their kid didn’t get any burn? Definitely. Is it emasculating to have to eat a fat piece of meat just to get your little meat hard? You bet your ass it is. But, guess what? I wanna try this shit. I love sausage. I love having sex on the rare occasion I’m fortunate enough to be allowed to. Combining those two things is just fantastic. Peanut butter and jelly, rum and ham, sausage and fucking. Power couples that can never be beaten.