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Great White Shark Does The Most Disrespectful Thing Ever And Poops All Over A Bunch Of Divers

That’s hands-down the meanest thing an animal can do to you. That’s like getting shit on by a bird but a billion times worse cause it’s a shark. I’d rather be eaten alive by a great white shark than be pooped on by a great white shark 1,000 times out of 1,000. Getting pooped on by a great white shark isn’t a good story. It’s a story you don’t tell anyone because it’s so embarrassing. Getting eaten by a great white shark is awesome and people think you’re a badass. Even if you die, people still think you’re badass cause getting killed by a great white shark is the most badass death ever. There’s exactly zero glory in getting shit on by a shark. Zilch. Because it’s almost like the shark is taunting you. It’s like he’s saying, “Yeah, I could eat you limb-by-limb and make you feel an unthinkable pain, but I’m not. I’m gonna keep that in the holster. Instead I’m gonna take a dump on you and humiliate you.” Brutal.