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Philly Will Be Home To The World Air Sex Championships This Year

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Who: Some of the best air sex havers the world has to offer.

What: Air Sex Championships. I guess it’s like air guitar but for fucking.

When: Sunday Octobers 23, 2016. 11 pm EASTERN STANDARD TIME. (not like any other time zone even matters anyway)

Where: Kung Fu Necktie | 1250 N Front Street | Philadelphia, PA

Why: Honestly… I’m not really sure yet. But hopefully we can find that out by the end of this blog.

How: Like this.

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TWO DICKS!!! At the same damn time!

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You can tell this dude has lots of sex in real life. Can hardly even tell he’s just raping air out there.

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Almost looks like if Big Cat and PFT had a dad together.

But yeah, the Air Sex World Championships are coming through Philly next month and why wouldn’t they? Nothing but hot ass people and winners in this city. There’s a reason why Philadelphia is often referred to as the Paris of Pennsylvania. Beautiful people in a beautiful place. Why wouldn’t you want to watch a bunch of Philadelphians make sweet sweet love to the air? It’s going to one of the premier events this fall. A real can’t-miss. So come one, cum all to the Air Sex World Championship in Philly next month. And congrats in advance on all the sex to those who perform.

P.S. – first the Major League Ultimate frisbee championship. Then the Arena Football championship. Now the Air Sex World Championship. Is Philadelphia having a moment? Because I think Philadelphia is having a moment.

@BarstoolJordie