Andddd CM Punk Taps Out

Good game, good effort by CM Punk. Wasn’t even a fight at all. Just got clobbered the entire time, got put in a RNC, and that was all she wrote. Got in 0 offense of his own, and really, just a bad, badddd showing. He started training for MMA 2 years ago and he’s 37 years old now, went up against a 24 year old, and boy did it show. He said he’ll be back, so that’s excited. I kinda started rooting for him, like the whole “what if CM Punk can actually pull this off?” story would have been awesome. But he didn’t pull anything off besides maybe a concussion. Well, see ya in 3 years, Punk.

Or at Wrestlemania. Because as we all know….