The Pump Up Speech Matthew McConaughey Gave The Longhorns Before The Notre Dame Game Was Such An Unfair Advantage The NCAA Should Investigate It

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I know a lot of people were happy when Texas knocked off Notre Dame for their opening game, but should it have counted? Can the NCAA really let that W stand in good faith?

I mean listen to that thing. That’s Matthew McConaughey with a straight fire motivational speech. Instantly want to run through a brick wall hearing that. Want to smash my head against another player’s helmet until I can literally feel the CTE developing in my brain lobes. How is that in any way fair? That’s like personally injecting every UT player with steroids and PEDs except 11 million times stronger.

Let it fucking rip man.