Either A Paul Ryan Staffer Is A Stoolie Or I'm Now A Member Of The Illuminati

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One of two explanations for this. 1) Paul Ryan has some intern running his twitter account, who will probably get unfairly fired for this, and that intern is a stoolie that forgot to sign out of his boss’s twitter account. Or 2) Paul Ryan just invited me to the Illuminati and I think I have to accept. Would be absolutely wild if the Speaker of the House was just sitting in his DC office right now listening to Pardon My Take and doing gorilla photoshops on his computer. Stranger things have happened right? Looks like I’m now a DC insider.