Vivid Is Offering Draymond Green $100,000 To Star In A Porn
TMZ- The guy behind the Kim Kardashian sex tape says he wants a piece of Draymond Green — saying he was so impressed with Dray’s monster penis, he’s offered the guy a 6-figure porn deal! Vivid Entertainment honcho Steve Hirsch fired off a letter to DG saying he saw the dong selfie Green accidentally posted on Snapchat over the weekend … and believes it’s the perfect centerpiece for a new celeb sex tape. “Here’s the deal: We will give you $100k to star in a porn called ‘Drayzilla,'” Hirsch wrote. “You call all the shots. You pick your co-stars and set up the scene however you want.” Hirsch says he adamantly believes the tape can “really make history.”
Listen guys, I don’t want to keep blogging about Draymond Green’s dick and you guys probably don’t want to read about it much longer. Once Vivid starts throwing out contract offers, the story is just about stale and full of mold.
But I didn’t get a degree in smut blogging school to ignore a powder keg topic like Draymond Green’s dick while people are still embracing debate over it. Yesterday’s Rundown had a spirited back and forth about how good Draymond’s dick was, followed by more of the same on Twitter. Sure it is two-toned like a Guinness when poured correctly and the zoom was DEFINITELY on. But I feel like Steve Hirsch has an eye for talent. He’s not just throwing some C+ dick in the ring. The Vivid empire is not what it once was. The barbarians are at the gates and they go by the names Pornhub, YouJizz, etc. We’ve all seen Draymond’s dick and if Hirsch thinks this tape can turn things around like Dirk Diggler did for Jack Horner and company, maybe Draymond can do so for Vivd with less man inches but more name recognition. A movie titled Drayzilla where Draymond Green goes around punching dicks and banging chicks could become a certified blockbuster. Granted the only money it would make is by the psychos that actually pay for porn as the rest of us wait for it to end up on one of the aforementioned barbarian streaming sites. But still, I think it could be a hit.
So this leads us to the point of the blog. Below is a link to a picture of Draymond’s dick. If you so dare, check it out and answer if you think it is a bad dick or a good dick. And since we are deep in the smut world with this blog, we are going to do this with the old school Barstool star system. 1 star for awful dick, 10 stars for great dick.
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Again, 1 star for awful dick, 10 stars for great dick.
(35 votes, average: 2.71 out of 10, rated)
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