FYI: Bernie Sanders Protesters Are Gathering To Shut Down Traffic On The Ben Franklin Bridge
PHILADELPHIA (AP) — Democratic National Convention protesters are gathering on the New Jersey side of a bridge leading to Philadelphia, preparing to march across it and possibly shut down traffic. Busloads of activists are expected to march Monday across the Ben Franklin Bridge, most of them supporters of former Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders. Organizer Gary Frazier says if the crowd is big enough, they’ll try to shut down traffic on the bridge. Frazier says the goal is to get the convention to nominate Sanders for president. He says if that doesn’t happen, there will be a push to withdraw Sanders supporters from the Democratic Party.
That’s it. Somebody needs to find organizer Gary Frazier, tap him on the shoulder, and kick him square in the dick. I’m not one to condone any sort of physical harm, but if he wants to keep thousands of people in standstill traffic during a heatwave, I think a shot to the testes is the least he should get for being the catalyst behind this move. It only seems fair. And I could care less what the fuck message he’s trying to spread. It could be a Bernie, Black Lives Matter*, or a Goddamn puppy walk featuring naked supermodels. It doesn’t matter. If you bring traffic to a halt and directly affect my life for more than 2 minutes, you automatically make me favor whatever you’re protesting against. Without fail, every damn time. Also, you are hereby declared an enemy of the state of Smitty. So congrats, Gary Frazier. You made the list.
Smitty’s Revenge List:
Joe Carter
The Water Temple
JD Drew
David Portnoy
Rod Johnson
Sidney Crosby
God
Howie Roseman
Women
Gary Frazier
*Yes, we are planning on taking the camera out and gathering footage of this mayhem, probably tomorrow. While brainstorming, somebody that shall remain nameless threw out the idea of going blackface into a BLM protest. Some men just want to watch the world burn…or just watch me be slaughtered.