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Michael Jackson Had Some Realllllly Disturbing Porn In His House. Like, More Disturbing Than You Thought.

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(Vulture)Police reports from the 2003 investigation of Michael Jackson for child molestation have allegedly surfaced, and they paint a disturbing portrait of the late pop icon. According to the reports, which were obtained by Radar Online, Jackson’s Neverland Ranch in Santa Barbara, California, was reportedly found to have been filled with child pornography, as well as violent images of animal torture and S&M practices. The reports also make mention of materials in which there was “morphing” of children’s faces onto adult bodies. Despite the alleged stack of evidence against him, Jackson was acquitted at trial in 2005. He died four years later, in 2009.

 

 

This is obviously pseudo-old news but at the same time it isn’t. We’ve known forever that Michael Jackson both had the voice of an angel and the desires of a demon, yet I’m not sure we were aware to this extent? Yeah, there was probably some child pornography. As sick as that is that it’s kind of the blasé part of this new information, it is. However, how fucking twisted must you be to have animal torture porn? Sure, maybe when I was younger and downloading a bunch Kazaa 30 second clips while I was at school, so they were ready to go when I got back, I accidentally downloaded a probably (hopefully?) fake horse fucking video. But that was a mistake and I like to think of it as animal enjoyment porn rather than animal torture.

 

 

Still even sicker than that is the “morphing of children’s faces onto adult bodies” shit. WHAT, dude? You were putting baby faces on adult bodies and getting off to that shit? From somewhat of an expert: that’s the most disgusting thing I’ve ever heard in my entire life. Michael Jackson is like the Sid from Toy Story of pornography. This is what gets you off, King of Pop? THIS? YOU WANT TO SEE THIS THING’S DICK!?!

 

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You’re a monster, Michael. A fucking monster. For a million, billion reasons you’re a monster but I think that’s the most disturbing one.