Which of these does not look like the others?
Daily Mail- OJ Simpson will agree to a paternity test to see if Khloe Kardashian is his daughter – but only if she goes to see him in person. Daily Mail Online has learned that Simpson wants Khloe to ‘show him a little respect’ and make a personal appearance at Lovelock Correctional Center in Nevada. He will agree to have a swab to his mouth which will provide the DNA sample needed to clear up the paternity mystery over the reality star. Jeffrey Felix, a former Lovelock prison guard who wrote a book about Simpson, claims that the jail authorities have even given their permission for the test to go ahead.
He says that because the procedure was so simple they would have no problem letting Simpson find out. The question of Khloe’s paternity surfaced again last week in a documentary about her father Robert Kardashian called: ‘The Man Who Saved OJ Simpson’, which aired on Reelz. Kardashian died in 2003 of esophageal cancer. Khloe, 31, was the third of the four children born to Kardashian and Kris Jenner but there has been speculation that she was adopted for years. In the documentary Felix said that Khloe begged Simpson to do a paternity test to finally clear it up and now, speaking to Daily Mail Online, he revealed the disgraced football star’s conditions. He said: ‘She has to go there and talk to him. He wants her to come out to Lovelock and visit him in person. ‘OJ will do it and the prison officials have told him they will allow it. ‘It’s just a quick mouth swab and they would allow it to happen during a visit’. Felix, whose book is called ‘Guarding The Juice’, added that Simpson wants Khloe to come in person to ‘show him a little respect’. He said: ‘He wants to talk to her about some other things too, but more importantly like her he wants to know if she is his daughter’.
And the wheel in the sky keeps on turning. I remember a stat from January that said Tom Brady, Peyton Manning, or Ben Roethliserger had been the starting QB for the AFC team in 13 of the last 15 Super Bowls and was blown away by it. Well this news is basically the gossip news version of it. OJ ruled the headlines for years and years in the 90s and now is the hottest shit in the streets again. The Kardashians have been A-list gossip material since Ray J was swimming in Kim. So to unite these two unholy factions by confirming a love child between OJ and Kris Jenner would be like when the nWo and the Wolfpack reunited. And even though OJ and Robert Kardashian were friends, if you watched part 1 of the OJ 30 For 30, you saw OJ steal AC’s girl despite being best friends since they were kids. Plus the outrageous golf ball landing on a tee story that Pres blogged yesterday tells me that OJ has no shame in his game. It must drive OJ craaaaazy that the lead from Snow Dogs is getting all this fame after just acting like OJ while the real OJ rots away in a jail cell. So if OJ can hitch his wagon to a shooting star family (I use that term very loosely), then it will probably help him sleep at night. Just kidding, I imagine OJ has no problem sleeping at night after doing the shit he has done.
And you know who the real winners are here? Well I guess Khloe is if you are into the “she will learn that her real father is OJ Simpson” angle. I don’t know if she even cares, to be honest. Kris “The Puppetmaster” Jenner probably just wants a boost in the ratings for her show plus a spinoff show named “Daddy Juice and Khloe” or some shit. But I think the real winners would be the smut blogs and magazines out there. You can basically fill in the blanks with any type of OJ or Kardashian character to make up a story and I would believe it. Kato Kaelin and Lamar Odom found partying together at the Bunny Ranch? Sound about right. Caitlyn Jenner is going to buy Johnnie Cochran’s old house? That would be plausible. And people will be clicking on sites as much as they were buying National Enquirers back in the 90s. We may be embarking on a Golden Age of smut, all thanks to this potential unholy union.