Mets Trade For Kelly Johnson, Now Lets Go Get A Goddam Hog

Here’s a list of the most important things that the Mets did to get to the World Series, aside from Cespedes:

1) Acquire Kelly Johnson

2) Acquire Juan Uribe

3) The Human Sacrifice of Akeel Morris.

Well by trading Akeel for Kelly Johnson, we just killed 2 birds with one stone. 1 and 3, check and check. Now its time to go get Coke Can.

Just go with what works, Sandy. Lets recreate those 2015 moves. Keep the superstitions in order. Go get me DARK SEXY.