Mets Trade For Kelly Johnson, Now Lets Go Get A Goddam Hog

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Here’s a list of the most important things that the Mets did to get to the World Series, aside from Cespedes:

1) Acquire Kelly Johnson

2) Acquire Juan Uribe

3) The Human Sacrifice of Akeel Morris.

Well by trading Akeel for Kelly Johnson, we just killed 2 birds with one stone. 1 and 3, check and check. Now its time to go get Coke Can.

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Just go with what works, Sandy. Lets recreate those 2015 moves. Keep the superstitions in order. Go get me DARK SEXY.