Earl Thomas Wearing A Crown And Cape At His Wedding Like All Normal People Do

The wedding is the bride’s special day? Don’t tell that to Earl Thomas. I wish I was a fly on the wall during this discussion more than anything in the history of the world. “Yeah babe, totally, that’s bullshit that your sister wanted to wear white. She’s always trying to take the spotlight from you. You’re absolutely in the right and being upset about it is completely justified. Anyway, what do you think about me wearing a crown and cape?” Wild, wild move. Most guys just rent a tux and show up at the church when they’re told, Earl Thomas plays Halloween and becomes a king. To each his own, I guess, but pretty sure Elton John sees this ensemble and thinks it’s a bit over the top.