The Cubs Had Bear Cubs At Practice Today, Yeah Yeah Yeah I Know These Stories Are Old

I know, I know. I said 2 days ago I was sick of Spring Training stories, and I am. But guess what, cute animals break all rules. Look at these little fuckers. You can be sick of these stories and still be jealous as fuck that the Cubs got to play with a bunch of Cubs this morning. Now let’s get to opening day. Hopefully the real Cubs don’t stumble out of the gates and get a bunch of hot take stories about having too much fun at spring training.