Watching News Crews Send Reporters To Spring Break Never Gets Old

Man I love these videos so much. Never get old. This one doesn’t top the infamous Fox News Investigation…

…but it’s still pretty damn good. Journalists just never failing to be shocked by what they see around them.

Taking cigarette breaks? GASP!

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Interrupting interviews? OMG!

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Beach volleyball… AND HOOTIN AND HOLLERIN??!?!? Where do we draw the line?

It’s like these guys can’t possibly comprehend why college kids are on the beach and drinking a lot during Spring Break.

Putting a camera in this guy’s face with the stipulation “no cursing or licking the camera” was an interesting choice.

Long live Spring Break.

PS,

That blog about the Fox News investigation in ’04 can’t be linked because of the DevNest so I’ll just re-post it here. One of my faves.

Must Watch Video: Fox News Embeds Reporter In Panama City Beach To Investigate The Phenomenon Known As “Spring Break”
by Kmarko 4/2/2014

 

 

What an unbelievable clip from Fox.  Just unreal stuff.  Honestly it’s perfect to the point that I think they intentionally cast these characters professionally and had a script drawn up for it?  Would Fox do that?  I mean I can’t believe that this is all real.

 

 

Let’s break down the highlights:

 

 

 

 

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“We’re seeing boobs, asses, twerkin, liqour, weed everything!”

 

 

 

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Wildest thing I’ve seen?  Two girls on 5 guys.

 

 

 

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I saw someone fuck on these benches (“binches”)  the other day.

 

 

 

 

 

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We saw someone snort cocaine off a girl’s asshole.   (ding ding ding winner) 

 

 

(hot black chick alert)

 

 

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Do you see a lot of drugs here?

Yes!

Out in the open people smoking marijuana?

Fuck yeah I just did it right down the beach!

Have you gotten arrested for it?

Not yet.

 

 

 

THE STAR OF THE SHOW:

 

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Everyone out here drinkin?

Hell yeah! I hope so if they ain’t they doin it wrong!

What time do you stop?

Whenever you come home with me.

 

 

 

Or wait, was it this guy?

 

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“I got Vodka and Red Bull and I’m gettin crunk as a mug” 

 

 

 

OR was it this guy?

 

 

 

Too many stars.  Just simply too many.  Bravo Fox.   Well done.