Little Bulls Fan Reminds Us That Even If The Bulls Suck, There Is Nothing Better Than A Free Big Mac

Still the greatest gimmick in sports. 100 points, Big Mac. And I’m not saying that because I’m fat and gross, I’m saying it because the idea of free food is maybe the most exciting prospect in the world. It’s like going to a function with a plated dinner. Or attending a wedding, even though your gift technically makes it not free, and going ham on the appetizers. Free food and free booze are the world’s greatest invention. So celebrate little man, is it sad that this Bulls season has come down to being excited about hamburgers from McDonald’s? Yeah a little. But the alternative is to let ourselves get roped back into believing they are a contender, and I refuse to do that until they beat the Cavs in Game 1 of the playoffs and we have that one day before the Bulls lose in 5 to bask in all the glory. Blackhawks winning the Stanley Cup and the Bulls winning Game 1 against Lebron, my favorite spring traditions.

Ok I read this whole blog back to myself, I definitely come across as the fat gross guy.