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Actress In Ted Cruz Endorsement Commercial Turns Out To Be A Softcore Porn Star

Mediaite – The Ted Cruz campaign has pulled an ad after it emerged that one of the actresses appeared in a number of softcore porn flicks. In the ad “Conservative Anonymous,” members of an Alcoholic’s Anonymous parody meet to complain about having voted for Marco Rubio. “Maybe you should vote for more than just a pretty face next time,” an attractive blonde woman says.  But The Daily Caller’s Steve Guest was the first to report that the actress in question, Amy Lindsey, appears to have an extensive history of appearing in softcore porno films. Among her greatest hits:Kinky Sex Club, Milf, Carnal Wishes, Animal Lust, Insatiable Obsession, and Sex Spa II. Her social media accounts feature pictures of Lindsey hanging out with porn actor Ron Jeremy and a video of her hawking her movieMilf.Buzzfeed interviewed the actress in question, who confirmed she was the same Amy Lindsay in the porno flicks. Lindsay told Buzzfeed she considers herself a conservative and a Christian, who will support either Cruz or Donald Trump. She emphasized that she has never done any hardcore pornography, but neglected or refused to comment on her work on Star Trek: Voyager.

Here’s a little NSFW highlight reel of Amy Lindsey’s greatest hit, Milf:

A link to Google images of all her NSFW screencaps.

And a picture of her probably moments before she had sex with Ron Jeremy:

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So I think its safe to say she’s probably not Ted Cruz Campaign material. But here’s the thing – we’re only talking about softcore porn. Which, in 2016, is just called “a movie.” Calling someone a “porn star” when they’ve dude Skinemax movies is like saying that someone who smokes weed is a drug addict. Its a fucking joke. If I was a real porn star I’d be furious at people calling this chick a “porn star.” Hey Amy Lindsey have you ever had like every single hole penetrated at the same time? Have you ever walked off a set looking like a glazed donut? If not, you’re not a porn star. You’ve just gotten naked and simulated sex, which, like I said, is about 90% of the actresses in the world today.

I dont think its even worth pulling your commercial. But as we already know, Ted Cruz is a pussy. Perhaps, even, the biggest pussy in the world. Bigger than the pussies of actual, hardcore, porn stars. Ted Cruz probably waits up at night and jerks off dry to Skinemax movies because he doesnt even know about real porn. What a pussy, man. What. A. Pussy.