The Best Super Bowl Commercial Last Night Featured The Sobotkas

YES! YES! YES! Easily the best Super Bowl commercial last night. The commercials never ever live up to the hype but that one did. The only other things I remember are ads about not being able to poop, a baby bursting out of a woman’s vagina prematurely and a terrifying puppy monkey baby. That’s it.  Actually you know what? The Sobotkas were the easily best part of the whole damn Super Bowl. Beyonce was fine. Bruno Mars was fine. The game was beyond awful. I was bored to tears for entire quarters. I was so full on E.L. Fudge cookies and queso dip that I’m pretty sure I missed long stretches of the game in a food coma.  Anyway, Frank, Ziggy and Nick back together again! The best things happen when you least expect them and there they were. Our favorite boys from the docks driving away from a bank heist in a Prius. How are they gonna let Ziggy drive? No way. I wouldn’t trust Ziggy to get me a cup of coffee.  Something would go wrong.  Some people are just cursed and Ziggy Sobotka is one of them. Gotta let Frank take the reigns. I do hope they got away, went to a bar and ordered a shot and a beer. Always good to see old friends again.

PS- I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. If you don’t like Season 2 of The Wire then you’re a simpleton. That’s all there is to it. People LOVE to complain about Season 2 because it’s so drastically different than Season 1. It actually causes a lot of people to bail on the show. You know what I say to those people? Good. GTFOutta here. We don’t want you. It weeds out the simpletons. Season 2 is stupid underrated. In the grand scheme of the show’s 5 seasons, Season 2 is completely and utterly necessary. I was skeptical about it a first but it’s turned into one of my favorite seasons.

Even the great and ornery David Simon approved of the commercial

Oh and here is a very NSFW gif of Nick Sobotka’s topless girlfriend.