Deadpool Is The Perfect Romantic Drama To Take Your Chick To On Valentines Day

Here’s something I’ve learned from my last 2 and a half years of professionally reading the Internet for 18 hours a day- usually things that you and I know about, the majority of the population doesn’t. The majority of people don’t spend every waking second refreshing Twitter, Barstool, and other sites. A lot of people work, go to the gym, make dinner, watch an hour of TV, and go to sleep. Sure some people browse the Internet at work, but a lot of people actually…work. And I say all of that to say that though this movie Deadpool (aka SkullShitL) is going to be a huge movie, I was just vaguely aware of what it was all about until yesterday. Just one of those things, despite as much media I take in, that I knew, and still know, not too much about.

So some guy was to show his girlfriend, let’s say she’s a 4th grade teacher, this movie trailer, I see no reason she wouldn’t believe it. It’s just so well done. And even better, it has Ryan Reynolds, and that guy makes every girl (and many a guys) cum their pants on sight. There will undoubtably be guys who trick their girlfriends into a romantic movie night with this trailer. The girl will be sitting there for like 45 minutes, wondering what the fuck is going on, too scared to say anything and look dumb, but just so freaking confused out of her mind. I sort of did this to myself when I wanted to watch Gravity and ended up watching Intersellar. For a good 30-45 minutes I was wondering when George Clooney was going to pop up before I realized I done goofed. It’s a similar feeling to if you ever walked into the wrong classroom on the first day of class and next thing you know you got Chlorophyll Man up there talking about God knows what but you’re in too deep and have to sit there for the rest of the class. Lucky for me, Interstellar was pretty cool.