Leanna Decker Just Burnt A Hole In The Internet

Red heads are like lesbians.  They’re never as hot in real life as they are in porn. That’s why girls like Leanna Decker aren’t fair.  They create an unrealistically high standard for every other red head that people see out in the real world.  Now, Leanna isn’t a porn star but she poses naked and is smoking hot and is not like any red head I’ve ever seen in my life. I’ll even go this far, I think the hottest red head is hotter than the hottest blonde or brunette. Just as a general rule.  And it’s for the exact reason we’re talking about. They’re so damn rare.  Super hot blondes and brunettes are out in the world and there’s so many of them that it’s like they come off an assembly line.  They’re EVERYWHERE. Instagram is full of them. But super hot red heads? You have a better chance of winning an $800 million lottery than running into a smoking hot red head who works at your office or goes to the same gas station as you.  It just doesn’t happen.  Bottom line, Leanna Decker is a god.