I'm In Love With This 82-Year-Old Grandma Who's Still Down To Ding Dong Ditch People

I wanna be forevvvvvvvvvver young. I’m in love with that little old lady.  Not in the way that Nate is in love with little old ladies. I’m in love with her for still being down to be a rascal even at her advanced age. It should be every person’s goal to never lose that side of them. It’s hard not to. The world tries to beat it outta you with “responsibilities” and “bills to pay” and “stop getting drunk every Friday and Saturday” But age is just a number. Look at that 82-year-old woman still out there being rambunctious.  The worst thing a person can ever do is grow up and take themselves seriously.  That’s the earliest grave a person can lay in. You wanna strive to be the type of person who when you’re 80+ years old and somebody asks you, “Wanna go ding dong ditch a house?” you leap/take 20 minutes to get outta your chair and you go ding dong ditch some fuckers. Goddamn ding dong ditch is a classic. A classic that will never go away. I wanna be forevvvvvvvvvvver young.

PS- Apparently across the pond they call it “knick knacking” and that name flat out sucks.  It’s ding dong ditch because that actually makes sense. You ding dong and then you ditch. Knick knacking is pure gibberish. America wins again.