Respect Marco Rubio Hitting The Campaign Trail In High Heels

This is such a fantastic move. Rubio is 5’10” and that is NOT a presidential height. You know what chicks call guys under 6 feet tall? They call them their friends. You know what I call guys under 6 feet tall? I call them Senators from Florida. You’re not my president, you’ll never be my president. Barack? 6’1. W? 6. Clinton? 6’2″ (I was very surprised by that). George H W? Also 6’2″. We may have broken the mold and elected a black president, but I’m not sure we’re ready for midgets in the White House. You want the votes, you better slip those sleek heels on and take pictures on your tip toes or go back to hanging out with the shrimps in Miami.