#79 I’m Officially Back On The Shia Labeouf Train After This Intense Motivational Video

It may only be the caboose, but if he keeps dishing out winners like this we may be conducting the entire locomotive. This man has my mind in a pretzel. For his entire existence I proclaimed him Lord Of The Douche (sharing the title with Johnathon Pappelbon, respectfully) until he whipped out the A+++ story of how he got blacked out and arrested at a Cabaret. It was then I realized we truly weren’t that different after all. Sure he’s still an artsy farter with a rat-tail that would be put out to stud for hipsters to reproduce, but I don’t know. I thought it would be impossible to get his vibe, but I kind of do now. He’s a man who marches to the beat of his own drum and doesn’t give a FUCK. Shia will say what he wants, do what he wants and stare the shit out of whoever he wants. Those eyes can pierce directly through the soul.