Lord Of The Douche Shia LaBeof Coming In Hot With A Bag Over His Head On The Red Carpet

NYDN – Shia LaBeouf inexplicably stormed out of a Berlin press conference for his new film “Nymphomaniac” on Sunday, after answering only one question. The “Fury” actor, 27, responded to the lone question — about his many sex scenes in the Lars von Trier film — with an arbitrary caveat, according to The Hollywood Reporter. “When the seagulls follow the trawler, it’s because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea. Thank you very much,” he reportedly said, before walking away.

What a dick. At least he’s wised up enough to finally cover the world’s most punchable face. Best give that headgear back to the Cleveland Browns fan he stole it off of and retire from life in general.

Cool Twitter account too, brah. Really making the world a better place with your elevated and influential position in society.

h/t @anthon215