Michigan State Fans Are Stupid And So Is This Christmas Light Display Set To Their Fight Song

I’ve learned a lot about Michigan State fans these last couple of weeks.  One, they spawn devil children who look like Buzz McCallister* and aren’t afraid to laugh in a man’s face when he’s at his lowest and his world is crumbling around him.  They’ll throw first down gestures in your face and laugh when their team scores a back-breaking touchdown that sends the other fan into a deep depression he still hasn’t recovered from.  And two, they participate in the stupid activity of setting their Christmas lights to music and blaring it throughout the neighborhood. I love Christmas lights but that’s too much. What are they trying to prove?  It’s a Christmas miracle that their neighbors don’t kill them in cold blood every time they fire up the performance. The first time is fine and everybody gets a kick out of it.  The 48th time is when a homicide is likely to take place.

*One thing about that Michigan State kid at the B1G Championship that wasn’t in the video, him and his Mom bounced instantly after the game was over. Didn’t say goodbye, didn’t even give me a “Good game” or anything.  We had been through the war together, on different sides of course, but still. At least have the decency to shake my hand after you murder me. Nope. They hightailed it outta there like their asses were on fire and left me for dead. Ruthless.