I Don't Know How To Feel About Chip Kelly And Josh Huff Having A Secret Handshake

So this was filmed during the Massacre At The Linc vs. Tampa Bay. Come up with that little diddy at Oregon, boys? Whatever. If they were winning I would think it was awesome. But they aren’t. Granted, that handshake was taken after the Eagles last positive moment in history on the first TD drive of that game, but still. They’re getting their dicks kicked in left and right and I just saw this today. So I don’t like it one bit. Also, Josh Huff isn’t good enough to have a fucking handshake. 20 catches for 224 and 3 TD’s through 11 games for a receiver who was supposed to have a breakout year isn’t shakeshack worthy. Either get a handshake with everyone or no-one, Chip. And if you decide to create a shake with all the players it’ll piss me off even more because there’s always game film to watch. If the Eagles were 7-4 instead of 4-7 this stuff would look a lot better than it is. Still can’t hate on the Dive Heard Round The Camp from last year. That will never get old.

However I do kind of like how he calls Mark Sanchez – “Marcus”. Still can’t really call him a “Football Player”, but it’s something.

PS – Easily the best handshake in the history of history. Simple. Effective. Fresh.