Lisa Ann Once Banged An NBA Player For So Long His Phone Died and He Had No Idea He Was Traded
Fox – Behind the scenes she’s been privy to those rare moments when athletes realize a dream or are traded unceremoniously. Two years ago, she had a fling with a college football player. When he was selected on the second day of the NFL Draft the following year, a friend of hers who worked in the front office of the team that selected him asked if she wanted to be the first person to call and inform the college player that he had been drafted.
“I loved that — he was ecstatic,” she said.
Another time, she’d had an ongoing relationship with a veteran and multi-time NBA All-Star. They laid in bed together one day watching “SportsCenter” only to see his name scroll across the bottom of the screen announcing his trade. He looked down to see his phone had died during their romp and immediately jumped out of bed in a frantic state.
“Because of who she is and her past in sports, she can bring a human perspective to fantasy sports,” Ronis says. “It’s such a stat-driven world we lose sight of that, but she understands what these guys go through.”
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Pretty fascinating profile on Lisa Ann here if you feel like reading the whole thing, but I highlighted my two favorite parts above – an NFL team’s front office member contacting porn star Lisa Ann first to let her break the news to the college kid she was fucking about his being drafted, and the fact she banged an NBA player so long and hard that he missed out on hearing he was traded. Unreal. Lisa Ann is like your grandpa who can sit around and tell the most entertaining stories for hours, except instead of fighting in the war or living through the Great Depression, she sucked a wholllleeeeee lot of dicks.
She’s a one woman college-and-sports blog material wrecking machine.
How funny is it she’s a Fantasy Football expert now? From professionally taking penises into every orifice of your body on camera to recommending whether to start Pierre Garcon or Vincent Jackson as your WR3. Not your standard career transition.
(Perfect team name)