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Stewardess Says She Made $1 Million Having Sex With Passengers In The Plane Bathroom

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Emirates – A stewardess was caught with a passenger inside the lavatory of an aircraft owned by a Middle East carrier during flight. The airlines immediately sacked the hostess after she admitted to seducing with other passengers during flight to make money, newspapers said, adding that the unnamed stewardess had made more than $1 million (Dh3.7 million) over two years. The papers, citing airline sources, said the passenger admitted that she seduced him into the lavatory for $2,000 (Dh7,400). “She admitted that she had sex with many other passengers during flight and that she preferred long distance flights between the Gulf and the United States,” the Saudi Arabic language daily ‘Sada’ said. The paper did not name the airline but said it immediately sacked and deported the stewardess, who had made $2,000 almost on every flight.

Well this chick just took Big Cat’s Dentist On A Plane idea and took a big steaming dump on it. Whore House On A Plane is straight up PRINTING money. Fuck one dude per flight and make $2,000 a pop. The Power of the Pussy is scary enough on solid ground. The Power of the Pussy 30,000 feet in the air is downright unstoppable.

Can you imagine how much the other stewardesses must hate this hooker? I mean think about how angry you are when you’re at your job and you see some asshole who goes above and beyond. Going the extra mile for your clients. Setting the bar higher. Wrecking the curve. Thats what this flight attendant does times a billion. You get up there and you serve drinks in those stupid little chode cups person by person, row by row. Swiping cards for Pringles. Maybe you have to get someone here and there a pillow. Thats it. Job over. Mailtime. Sit there the rest of the flight and do nothing.

And along comes this little Saudi whore who’s offering blowjobs in the bathroom. “Please fasten your seatbelts, emergency exits are located near the wings, and if you’d like to fuck me in the bathroom I’ll be available for $2,000! Have a nice flight.” The Mailtime sloth in me hates this chick, but the guy who wants to fuck stewardesses in the bathroom of planes loves her. I get my bird wet. she gets rich, everyone hits the baggage claim with a smile on their face.