I Love Kylie Jenner That Much More After Finding Out She Dropped $5,000 On Chinese Food Over The Weekend

Daily Mail- TMZ alleges that the Keeping Up With The Kardashians star was craving food from her favourite Beverly Hills restaurant Philippe Chow, and handed over the huge sum after arranging for one of the chefs there to travel 45 minutes to her house for the private party. And according to Kylie, who is dating rapper and dad-of-one Tyga, 25, it was money well spent. Along with a photo of the private chef in action, the Keeping Up With The Kardashians star posted on Instagram: ‘ Thank you @philippechowbeverlyhills for coming to the house tonight.’ Kylie’s feast comes after she denied going under the knife in a post on her newly launched subscription based app and website on Monday.  ‘No, people – I haven’t gotten breast implants!’ Kylie wrote. ‘Everyone is obsessed with that. Truth is, as I’ve gotten older, I’ve gained 15 pounds and my body has changed; I’ve definitely filled out.’  The reality star – who pointed out that she is ‘not against plastic surgery’ – added that she has a few other tricks up her sleeve too. ‘Working with some of the best makeup artists has taught me a lot of amazing tricks to making me feel more confident and I can’t wait to share them with you guys,’ she wrote.

Sometimes good things happen to the sister of a person who made a famous porno with Brandy’s brother.  That’s the takeaway from this.  Kylie Jenner just living the fucking dream. No I’m not talking about her owning a mansion by the age of 18.  No I’m not talking about her driving cars that are worth more money than I’ll make in my entire life time. I’m talking about her having the disposable income to have her favorite Chinese food place send a cook to her house and make food specifically for her.  That’s my dream!  That’s all I’ve ever wanted!  It’s like she read my mind.  I don’t want mansions and fast cars.  That’s so classic rich person shit.  I’m a simple man.  All I want is for my favorite Chinese food place to set up shop in my kitchen and make me food all day every day. Is that so much to ask? I don’t think so.  Endless seasame chicken, General Tso, crab rangoons and hot and sour soup. That’s my heaven.

By the way this makes me love Kylie Jenner that much more. I already liked her because she possesses all the classic traits of an attractive woman (ass and titties). Now I find out she’s willing to drop $5k on Chinese food.  I’ll tell you what, Kendall needs to step her game because her sister is overtaking her in a hurry.  Ohhhhhh you’re a fashion model.  Ohhhhh you walked the runways during NYFW. Too bad she looks like a stick figure standing next to Kendall and I have yet to hear how much she’s willing to spend on Chinese food. Kylie > Kendall.