The Barstool College Football Roundup, Week 3: The SEC

Welcome to Week 3 of the College Football Roundup, shout out to all the ladies.

When you hear that Kmarko finally split the Roundup into 2 blogs so it doesn’t crash everyone’s app and set their computer on fire after sounding like a jumbo jet engine for 25 minutes:

Obviously we gotta start with the game of the weekend…Ole Miss marching into Tuscaloosa and manhandling the Tide.

But don’t listen to me talk about it…here, the Alabama game, as told by Alabama fans in Alabama

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(Before they left at the beginning of the 4th quarter, of course)

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Monday Morning hit you like –

Are you sure?

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Good choice of game little buddy.

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Chad Kelly, WHO? Swag Kelly

The greatest rapper in the game stepped up and took that one right out of Bama’s hands.

PS this was illegal but whatever.

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Does Bama look scared though?

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Bold move following up a loss with talking shit on Twitter, a nice variation on the usual trend of the winners talking shit.

Moving along, since contrary to media reports other teams DO exist outside of Alabama –

Georgia fan catching a casual peek

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Hey gotta do something to entertain yourself during a blowout. Oh and as for Georgia-

Nick Chubb is obviously a beast…but don’t sleep on Sony Michel

Scale of 1-10 how much does Auburn stink? Correct answer = 2, 1 or 0 also accepted.

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Leonard Fournette whooped their ass single handedly, won the weekend:

Think Auburn regrets this?

Don’t look now, but A&M looks REAL good –

(Loved the Reddit caption for this one: I WILL SACK A MOTHERFUCKER WITH ANOTHER MOTHERFUCKER!)

Bret Bielema’s fat ass got stuffed in a body bag by my boy Kliff

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If talking shit about other programs got you wins, Arkansas would be 3-0 right now with no losses to fucking Toledo.

Speaking of Arkansas…WR Jared Cornelius snapped his arm like a twig and casually jogged off the field

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Cool moment from the Tennessee game – Evan Berry with an UNREAL kick return for a TD, at the same game his brother Eric was on the sideline being honored for fighting off cancer.

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Nothing else exciting, funny or interesting-in-GIF-form to report…Mississippi State whooped up on Northwestern State, Vandy got their first one against a school I’m not sure actually exists, Florida keeps their dream undefeated season alive with a HUUGEEEEE win against (Kentucky).

See everybody in a little bit for the recap of the rest of the games.

Remember…

Nachos are life:

(Still can’t top last year’s viral nachos bro, one of the most underrated vines ever)