Andy Dalton: Still The Worst Pump-Up Speech Giver In History
*whiniest white boy voice imaginable*
“Hey guys, let’s go do… like… I don’t know. All that cliche stuff everyone says. Let’s play together? Yeah, that’s it. OK, playmakers on 3.”
*everyone realizing they’re screwed, as dispassionately as possible*
Andy Dalton GETS THE PEOPLE GOING. What a leader. #LetsRoar. Or, do the exact opposite.