This Picture Of Kanye And Kris Jenner At James Harden's Birthday Party Is Fantastic

Hey I’m not gonna hate on this for one second. Kanye is 38, man. Kris Jenner is some indiscernible age but it’s definitely old as fuck. I’m 27 and I want to nap at parties. You think it’s easy being a socialite? Think Kanye and Kris have it easy because they’re rich and shit? Hell no, they get their asses dragged to all kinds of bullshit like this. Imagine being damn near 40 and your wife made you go to her sister’s 26 year old boyfriend’s white themed birthday party? A fucking theme party. I’d be asleep on that couch in two goddamn seconds. Kylie’s in the corner twerking all over Tyga’s dick, Kendall’s at the kitchen table doing blow, Harden’s throwing up jump shots from the kitchen, the whole scene is exhausting to even think about, let alone attend. Almost enough to make you turn down trading lives with Kanye when you think about it. I get mad when I have to put pants on to go to a family event, can’t imagine every single thing we do being this huge production. Let me sleep, bitch, I’m old.