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Get Ready To Learn No Fly List Buddy: Wild Video Of A Passenger Losing His Shit On A Flight And Destroying His Airplane Seat To Bolivian

Wake up babe, new airplane crash out video just dropped! When someone asks me what I love about this country, my answer wouldn't be freedom, geographical choice, a variety of cultures, etc. I would probably answer that it's every single week we have a new video of someone going bananalands on an airplane, whether that's the "that motherfucker back there is not real" lady or probably 40 other examples you can think of. I live for this shit. Do I want to endure a true psycho like this on any flight I ever take? My answer is .. kinda if it doesn't a) result in anyone getting hurt and b) doesn't delay my flight by a few hours while they arrest them when we land? There's a lot of talk about "raw-dogging" flights, which essentially just means you take a flight without electronics, and man oh man would it be easier if you just had some psycho going nuts without hurting anyone for the entire 3 hour flight.

I used to think every flight had an air marshall on it until these videos became more frequent with social media prevalence. All I know is that there was nobody of stones on that flight considering you can hear a pin drop through this entire video while this lunatic smashes his seat into smithereens. I know not everyone, myself included, has the steel balls to defend everyone else on board a la Biz going 1v7 at a local restaurant, but no one was like yeah we gotta get this guy down? Eventually three people ziptied him down but not before this person got a viral clip that news outlets probably paid a zillion dollars for!

The headline of this blog says "get ready to learn no fly list buddy", and apparently that's already happened after United Airlines took swift action. Imagine not being able to fly the rest of your life because you started kicking the everliving fuck out of your seat in an attempt to do who knows what? Maybe the person behind him was kicking his seat repeatedly and he had no other choice?

P.S. I mentioned this in the blog about American Airlines now having a loud alarm for when people try to board before their group number (good), but very rare good take from Pat here:

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Maybe I'll hold out on writing another blog until the next airplane freakout video, so in other words, see you in 4 hours.