BREAKING: The Waste Management Has Stopped Serving Alcohol

This is the worst thing that can ever happen. People plan there whole lives around being at the Waste Management tournament because it is one of the best tournaments in sports to attend. Being at hole 16 looks like it is so much fun and without alcohol I think the fans may burn it down. I feel like every year there is some crazy drunk people but this year has been on a different level with the videos I have been seeing. 

I can keep going but I think you get it at this point. These people are going fucking insane this year, and every person doing the crazy shit is just a slob of a human which makes it that much better. The people sliding down the mud just only going to feet because their stomachs are so big it is stopping the slide. There pants always seem to fall down also and you know all of these videos get back to their wives and they are all receiving some very mean and warranted texts. It is also only 1:30 their so stopping alcohol service right now might be smart but these people might actually burn the course down. Just as I am writing this look at whats happening. 

These people don't give a fuck it is truly chaos at Waste management. This is kind of what they asked for though, they wanted to make a golf tournament fun and these fans are taking full advantage of it.