Good To See FIFA Come To Its Senses And Take The 2026 World Cup Final Away From Jerry World, Puts It In A Place Where Winners Reside - MetLife Stadium

Reags2/04/2024 9:40 PM

There we go. That's much better. It was reported about a month ago that Jerry World would host the World Cup Final. P.U. Soccer should not be played indoors unless you're watching the Harrisburg Heat. That indoor league was awesome. Shout out the Harrisburg Heat. More importantly, we know that only heartbreak happens at Jerry World. I assume if the US got hot and somehow made it to the Final that Pulisic and Reyna would both airmail some penalty shots. Probably blow it to Mexico since all Dallas does is choke against rivals in games that matter there.

But now we're moving it to a place that breeds winners. The swamps of Jersey. A place where (basically) Eli figured out he is in fact Elite and won a couple Super Bowls to let this place be built. Not to mention - the American greats are all from the area. Don't let Captain Cons fool you, since I'm sure he'll put himself on the list. I'm talking Tony Meola. I'm talking Tab Ramos. I'm talking John Harkes. The era that gave us the greatest uniforms to ever exist.

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Sure, the stink of the Jets and Ben McAdoo and Pat Shurmur is still around. But we can't let this guy win.

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See everyone there July 19. Now it's time to convince Jurgen Klopp to take over in America. Then we start to make moves. I can already picture our beloved Pulisic hoisting the trophy over his head. I mean, shit, we can dream for a couple years at least. Can't believe this is the best we can do for a World Cup final.