This Texas Fan Trying To Get Washington Players To Fight Him Has To Be the Early Frontrunner for Biggest Loser of 2024

I promise it really isn't that serious, pal. Everything is going to be ok.

I don't remember the last guy I saw who needed to touch some grass as badly as this fella. I have had some very intense emotional reactions to college football games before, but trying to fight two opposing players as your child watches on is quintessential Do Not Be This Fan behavior. This guy makes recruit tweeters look well-adjusted.

Also, let's just pretend for a second this is a normal thing to do. What does this guy think would happen if he were to fight two college football players wearing pads? I don't know if he got that far in his thought process when begging to fight college kids, but my money's on the two 20-year-olds wearing body armor.

I would advise this guy to probably stop attending Texas games going forward, not only because he's an insane douchebag, but also because the Longhorns are entering a conference where players will punch innocent sorority girls. There's no telling what they'd do to someone who's asking for it.

As everyone heads back to work today and contemplates the cold, bleak months that await us all, you can at least take solace in the fact you aren't going back into the office with everyone having seen you try to fight two college kids because they beat the college kids you wanted to win in a football game.