There Is A God: McDonald's Is Bringing Back The Snack Wrap In 2025

SOURCE: McDonald’s fans are lovin’ it.

Seven years after discontinuing the fan-favorite menu item, McDonald’s is planning on bringing snack wraps back.

McDonald’s USA President Joe Erlinger confirmed Wednesday that the Snack Wrap will return — but as an updated version.

The Snack Wraps will be part of the fast food chain’s McCrispy (previously called the “Crispy Chicken Sandwich”) line.

According to a news release, the McCrispy will be offered in “nearly all markets” around the world in 2025, and will eventually expand to include tenders and, you guessed it, wraps.

McDonald’s said in the release that the size of its chicken business is now on par with beef, and they will “aggressively expand through billion-dollar equities including McNuggets, McChicken, McCrispy and McSpicy.”

It's time to reclaim the throne on what is good and holy in the world and return to a bit of sacrality. Two of those things are GTA and Snack Wraps and it seems like we're getting both in 2025. I have no idea why everyone is skipping 2024, and if anything that just makes me a little nervous for next year, but if we can make it to the decade halfway mark it's going to prove to be bountiful.

Listen, I can't tell you the last time I ate McDonalds. There's one maybe a thirty second walk from the NYC office and it just isn't going to be one of your first choices in Manhattan. Fine. But nostalgia is king, and heavy is the head that wears the crown for the true OG McDonalds. Perhaps Sir Glenneth Balls is better suited to speak on the importance of McDonalds in our society, so here it in his words:

Everyone loves McDonald's...who doesn't? It's the greatest fast food establishment to ever be created and there's a steady reason they're the OG in the game as well. The Big Mac is as timeless as it gets with their unbeatable combinations of beautiful ingredients, the filet-o-fish changed Lenten Fridays forever, the long & skinny fries are what every other fry strives to be, and their nuggets reign supreme among all the other competitors' nugs. Thought as amazing as their nuggets are you know what, for me at least (they love to say "for me" on the Food Network when discussing food), is a WEE BIT OF SPICE!!!!

Beautiful. Like watching Bob Ross paint. I couldn't put it better myself. The details are still a bit blurry on what this really entails, but sign me up for a nice honey mustard snack wrap on release day. It's just right. Thank you McDonalds, and thank you Rockstar for making things whole again.