A NSFW Tradition Like No Other (2023)

Well, well, well... If it isn't December already... I posted an eerily similar blog these last 3 years at this exact time providing you all (y'all?) with a similar heads-up.

I’ll go back slightly further... For the last 6 years, or so, I've been forwarded something from my buddy Pat Kane that has made my December days even more merry and bright.

(Safe for work until you start to click within the link)

BOOBY CHRISTMAS is an interactive Advent Calendar where every day provides you with a different topless GIF... And you may know that inappropriate GIFs are a pool I like to swim in.

Unlike other avenues that offer immediate satisfaction, the creators of this little diversion have programmed it with strict instructions that you cannot skip ahead days.  So if you want to see all 50 breasts (25 days X 2 breasts per day), you just have to wait.

I normally publish this blog on December 1st, but seeing that I was on the road, you can see the first three racks immediately… But after today, patience is a virtue. 

There's a toggle on the left that, when flipped, switches all the NSFW rack pictures to very SFW cat pictures… Just in case your wife suddenly enters the room, or Sunday mass is about to begin.

Also, if you hit the drop-down in the top-left you can opt for the equally wonderful BOOTY CHRISTMAS instead, and replace the naked T's with naked A's.

And finally, if the fairer sex has a yen for some holiday cock, there is another option in the drop-down filled with festive hunks called “Daddy Christmas”… This replaces last year’s "Bobby Christmas", where the same average-looking guy (his name was Bobby, I assumed) dropped the same partridge out of the same pear tree but in 25 different settings.

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!

Take a report.

-Large

after a small hiatus, we are back with Twisted History… Right now, we are trying out longer episodes once a month but may tighten that up as time goes by… Give it a peek.

TAR

-L